Musical jokes anyone? And as i play Double Bass, i am quite partial to the old trumpet ones!?

How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

4: One to screw it in while another says he can do it faster, the other higher and the third louder.

Musical jokes anyone? And as i play Double Bass, i am quite partial to the old trumpet ones!?imax theatre

What's better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on your Organ!!

Musical jokes anyone? And as i play Double Bass, i am quite partial to the old trumpet ones!?performing show opera theater

How do you know when there is a drummer at your door? The knocks speed up and he doesn`t know when to come in!
How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

10 - 1 to change the bulb and 9 to sit there and say 'I could do that'

Guy goes into a shop one afternoon -

'I'd liketo look at a new guitar please'

Shop owner - 'are you really a drummer?'

Customer - 'How did you know that?'

Shop owner - 'This is a butchers'
What's the difference between cutting an onion and cutting an oboe? no one cries when you cut the oboe...
Why do trashy women hug musicans? So they can pick pocket the drugs.

Why do bands have singers, when the rest of the band drowns them out?

What type of drummers like best? Knock knock jokes.

What to say to a bass player, "So what kind of bass do you play? large or small mouth?"

Ever notice that the uglier the musican is, the longer they last in the spotlight?

Why do models date musicans? Because their drug dealers hooked them up.

Why do bands have bass players? It's a position where they put their untalented best friend so he/she can claim to be in the band without hurting the performance.

Who is the best guitar player? The one that lets you share his girlfriends.
I almost was banned from a website because I made a joke about drummers and it angered the moderator. Hopefully he doesn't work for Yahoo now, because here goes nothing....

What do you call someone who only hangs out with musicians?

A Drummer!

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless!

How many people does it take to play the bass?

None, the keyboardist does it all with his left hand! (I play bass in a band, and our keyboardist told me this one)

That's all I can come up with right now